Numerology

General

Although many "conventional" mathematicians and scientists consider numerology to be a bogus science like astrology or any other form of divination, this author believes that the Natural numbers themselves, as prototypes, are the Fundamental Symbols of Intelligence, hence by judicious and very careful use, they can, conceivably, be used to allow dissemination of information to people who have involved themselves with them.

Let us make the above more specific: The Natural numbers hold the keys to the secrets of the entire universe and they are the keys to anyone's past, present and future, because the Universe and everything in it, was modelled and created with their assistance.

Although you may undoubtedly find many numerology web sites on the internet, the bitter truth is that most such sites are useless, unless the corresponding numerologists are Mathematicians. Not only Mathematicians, but also good Mathematicians.

Expecting a random numerologist you find on the internet or in adds to give you accurate information about your life or future, is like expecting a ten-year-old piano student to stand up and give a piano recital at Carnegie Hall. In other words, it's pretty much impossible to have good predictive expectations from numerologists who are not Mathematicians.

The Natural numbers are relentless, brutal and unforgiving of mathematical stupidity and mediocrity and they do not reveal their secrets to amateurs. It's not a coincidence mathematics is hard.

This author has been privileged by his father to be a Mathematician by profession, therefore he loves numbers and in return numbers often reveal relevant information to him, because he has worked extensively with them and has contributed research in areas and sciences which use Mathematics.

Numerology Services

This author has created The Oracle, a program which analyzes questions and gives specific answers in any base b the questioner desires, based on the name and birthdate of the questioner. Should you like to have a consultation with The Oracle, your can email the author a list of specific questions, however many, with the only proviso that the questions are choice-specific.

This author will examine your questions and will point out which ones are appropriate for The Oracle and which are not. Here are some examples:

  1. "Do I have cancer?" (OK, requires yes/no (binary) answer)
  2. "Does Bre love me?" (OK, requires yes/no (binary) answer)
  3. "Will I win the Pulitzer Prize?" (OK, requires yes/no (binary) answer)
  4. "What can I do about financial success?" (NOT OK. Does not admit a binary or b-ary answer, for any b in [2,3,4,...b])
  5. "What can I do to make Bre love me?" (NOT OK. Same reason)
  6. "Will Bre fall in love with me if I give her a $6000 diamond ring?" (OK, requires binary answer)
  7. "Will I win, lose or come even in the Stock Market if I play on 12/12/2012?" (OK, requires tertiary answer, 0/1/2)
  8. "Which of the following will happen? I will die in a car accident, or I will lose one leg, or I will lose both legs, or I will lose both legs and one arm?" (OK, requires quaternary answer, 0/1/2/3)
  9. "How much money need I play on the race track to win tomorrow? €100, €200, €1000?" (OK, requires tertiary answer, 0/1/2)
  10. "If I fuck the boss will I get that supervisor position I always wanted or will I be fired?" (OK, requires binary answer, 0/1)

If you decide to consult The Oracle, follow the following steps:

  1. Decide on your questions. How many and which ones. Be very careful about what you ask and how.
  2. The fee for a consultation with The Oracle, is €[exp(n)]/2, where [] denotes the floor function and exp is the exponential function, because the more questions you ask, the more you discover how you can focus on the questions that really interest you. You are allowed as many consultations as you want, but many separate consultations will not work, because the program is reset every time, so it may nullify any previous answers you've got in a previous consultation. The fee for any specific consultation has to be paid in advance and there are no refunds after you have received the answers to your questions. Here's a table for The Oracle fee:

    Number of questions
    1 2
    2 3
    3 10
    4 27
    5 74
    6 201
    7 548
    ... ...
    n [exp(n)]/2
  3. Email the author your full name as you use it in English, your full birthdate in dd/mm/yyyy format and your questions.
  4. The author reserves the right to deny you a consultation with The Oracle, if your questions are not approved by him.
  5. If the author approves the consultation, he will email you back the approval, after which you can go to the author's Donate page and deposit the required amount for the number of questions you have decided to consult The Oracle with.
  6. After the author verifies your payment, he will email you back a list of answers with choices, which are the answers to your questions.
  7. All questions and emails are subsequently erased after the consultation.

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