"The moment you think it's x, it changes to not x."
"The best way to predict reality, is to know exactly what you DON'T want."
"Saying that you believe in God is declaring publicly that you know your limits."
"Saying that you don't believe in God is declaring publicly that you are an idiot."
"Not only God exists, he is also your worst fucking nightmare. On a PERSONAL level."
"Attempting to battle God using the most powerful means, is a bit like throwing a loud fire-cracker to an elephant: The fire-cracker is harmless to it and is likely to annoy the animal with its noise."
"When you have finally settled down and figured out the religious/metaphysical side of it, beware of The Unexpected".
"No matter who you are, there's always somebody stronger than you."
"There's ALWAYS a mistake, somewhere."
"Today was the worst day of my life.
Today was the worst day of your life SO FAR".
"For every true fact x, at least one person doesn't know anything about it.
For every false fact y, at least one person knows something about it".
"If it's green or it moves, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.
If it doesn't make sense, it's economics.
If you don't understand, it's math." (Murphy's Addendum #314 to Science Laws)