Here are then the commands for the new TANGERTAS CPU:

1. CPU opcodes
   • RRRI -Read Random Range Integer
   • ADRRI -Add Random Range Integers
   • SUBRRI-Subtract Random Range Integers
   • MULRRI-Multiply Random Range Integers
   • DIVRRI-Divide Random Range Integers
   • DIVZ-Force Division by Zero
   • DZAL-Divide All Results by Zero
   • DTXT-Divide number by Text
   • DACQ-Divide And Conquer
   • IDR -Initialize Data Randomly
   • CVIR-Create Virus
   • RDIA-Read Decimal with Infinite Accuracy
   • WDIA-Write Decimal with Infinite Accuracy
   • ADIA-Add Decimals with Infinite Accuracy
   • SDIA-Subtract Decimals with Infinite Accuracy
   • MDIA-Multiply Decimals with Infinite Accuracy
   • DDIA-Divide Decimals with Infinite Accuracy
   • BCON-Become Conscious
   • HFUN-Have Fun
   • THNK-Think
   • TADD-Think And Decide
   • GESS-Guess
   • MIST #n -Make Mistake:
     1. in addition
     2. in subtraction
     3. in multiplication
     4. in division
2. Read opcodes
   • RDTR-Read Data Record
   • RTPR-Read Tape Record
   • RCDR-Read CD Record
   • RLPR-Read LP Record
   • RPRR-Read Paper Record
   • RPHD-Read Programmer's Hand
   • RENC-Read Encyclopedia
   • RPRM-Read Programmer's Mind
3. Hardware opcodes
   • PUSR-Program User
   • BMBD-Burn Motherboard
   • BCPU-Burn CPU
   • SCLOK #nnn - Set clock Speed to nnn Mhz
   • SBAUD #nnn - Set modem speed to nnn Baud
   • SVOLT #nnn - Set motherboard voltage to nnn Volts
   • UVCRT- Emit UV rays from CRT
   • XCRT - Emit X rays from CRT
   • KCRT - Emit Cosmic Rays from CRT
   • LCRT - Emit Laser Rays from CRT
   • CACEN- Connect to Alpha Centauri Intranet
   • CUSR - Connect with User
   • FLOV #n -Fall in love with:
     1. startup disk
     2. another computer
     3. a person
     4. the mouse
     5. the monitor
   • MLOV #n -Make Love to : same arguments as above
4. Printer opcodes
   • PBOK-Print Data to book
   • PPCL-Print using Pencil
   • PPEN-Print using Pen
   • PBAO-Print using Brush and Oils
   • NOCO-Create new Oil Color
   • PCHK-Print Valid Checks
   • PDOL-Print Dollars
5. Pointer opcodes
   • FDPR-Force Dangling Pointer
   • DTNA-Put Data to Negative Address
   • DTHA-Put Data to House Address
   • PRRI-Create Pointer to Random Range Integer
   • PLPREC-Create Pointer to LP Record
   • PPRREC-Create Pointer to Paper Record
   • PANY- Create Pointer to Anything

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