• Clauneck has power over riches, can cause treasures to be found. Can give great riches to whoever makes a pact with him-is much loved by Lucifer. (been trying to locate that one for years. He has an affinity to people that are already rich. Currently Assistant professor of Probability and Statistics at Cornell.)
• Musisin has power over great lords. (Summoned at the Bilderberg meetings and at the "major 12" economic summits. Head of the Economics department at U of C. Summoned as a financial advisor over the major EC decisions. Made the proposal for the Euro. Summoning must be made in Japanese, as it is his preferred language)
• Bechaud has power over storms and tempests, rain and hail, and other natural forces (Civil Engineering professor at NTUA. My dad summoned this one in 1968 when he solved "the problem of the crack in the generally anisotropic disk". Had been consulted previously by Muschelisvili for the solution of the same problem in the isotropic disk.)
• Frimost has power over women and girls, and will help to obtain their use. (Unavailable for comment. Very busy daemon. Last i checked there was a 10 year waiting period for an appointment for new contracts.)
• Klepoth makes you see all sorts of dreams and visions. (Can be efficiently controlled with Trifluoperazine. Head Chemist at U of C, is rumored to have the power to give good/bad trips when using hallucinogenics. Can cause great fear if not summoned when under influence. Can cause insanity and violent acts if not respected. Greatly loved by Lucifer. It is rumored that Manson and Dahmer violated their contracts with him.)
• Khil makes great earthquakes. (Regular vacationer daemon to the Greek isles)
• Mersilde has power to transport anyone in an instant anywhere. (Had been consulted for the design of the Enterprise teletransporters, but contract currently cancelled pending investigation of the famous "fly/Goldbloom" disaster incidents)
• Clisthert allows you to choose day or night. (Military attaché daemon)
• Sirchade makes you see all sorts of natural and supernatural animals. (Currently residing in Australia)
• Hicpacth will bring you a person in an instant, though he be far away. (Presidential attaché daemon. Rotates using round robin system among the prime ministers of the major 12. Rumors have it that he has skipping schedule while in the White House)
• Humots can bring you any book you may desire. (ISBN library of Congress daemon, currently unavailable. Working on conversion to CD-ROM projects, master of Java and HTML programming. Perl/cgi script expert and inventor of the bar code)
• Segal will cause all sorts of prodigies to appear. (Assistant professor daemon currently teaching at MIT in the dept. of genetic engineering. Rumored to have been summoned before the birth of the following people: Archimedes, Gauss, Einstein, Mendelejef, Bach, Newton and Thom Rounds.)
• Frucissiere revives the dead. (On Sabbatical, after a well known competitor from the opposite side was rumored to have successfully performed the trick on himself in 33 A.D.)
• Guland caused all illnesses. (Department head of virology at UCLA medical school. Head designer of the HIV A/B virus. Rumors have it that he surpassed himself with his latest creation and now cannot find a cure.)
• Surgat opens any kind of lock. (Senior security programmer daemon, currently working at Langley, Virginia. Worked under contract with Zimmerman for PGP, and was a consultant for the DES encryption standard. Network Associates made a bid for him, but they acquired Dr. Solomon's anti virus and he was pissed and refused to possess.)
• Morail can make anything invisible. (IRS consultant daemon. IRS Records department services were greatly improved after his employment, but rumors have it that he uses his skills to sexually harass the female employees, after some of them complained of unexplained contacts in the office.)
• Fruitimiere prepares all kinds of feasts for you. (Consultant daemon to the following countries: France, Italy, China, Greece. Inventor of the best food: Pasta)
• Huictiigaras causes sleep in the case of some and insomnia in others. (This one is in me right now. Its 11:48 am and i still haven't slept. Useful in examining alternate realities without the use of hallucinatory drugs.)
• Sergutthy has power over maidens and wives. (Marital counselor and psychologist. Can cause great distress if not respected. Can temporarily confuse your wife into thinking that she is having sex with you, whereas in reality she is having sex with the first man that rings the bell while you are at work.)
• Heramael teaches the art of healing using plants. (Holistic doctor and chiropractor daemon. Consultant pharmacologist and side effect specialist. Causes people to od on their prescriptions if not properly respected.)
• Trimasael teaches chemistry and slight-of-hand. He also teaches the secret of turning base metals into gold and silver. (Nuclear Chemistry professor daemon at UCLA. Famous during the middle ages. Was consulted by Oppenheimer for the theoretical background of the nuclear reactions of fusion and fission during the Manhattan project. He was the collector of the Nagasaki and Hiroshima souls, which were then sent back into Oppenheimer. Unfortunately Oppenheimer could not cope with them and had a major crisis breakdown. Currently possessing Edward Teller who was working secretly for the Star Wars project during the Reagan era. After Perestroika he was put on Sabbatical, but he is still being consulted for virtual simulations of nuclear tests on modern computers. Recently offered his services to the Indians.)
• Sustugrier teaches the art of magic. (Head dispatcher daemon, and admissions and records bureau chief officer. Keeps track of possessions, legalities and duration of contracts. Has direct link to higher forces and is responsible for cancelling contracts, under unforeseen circumstances like act of God, repentance or Saintly interventions. All complaints for breaches of contracts should be directed to him, office hours using an appropriate medium.)
• Agalierept and Tarihimal are the rulers of Elelogap, who governs water. (Can cause sea disasters, floods and tsunamis. Were the principal engineers behind Noah's flood. Professors of Meteorology at UIC, their current research interests include colonization of planets, and they were the chief investigators behind the recent Moon water discovery. Can also cause sterility in males.)
• Nebirots rules Hael and Sergulath. Hael enables anyone to speak in any language. Serguleth gives every means of speculation. (A professor of linguistics at Harvard U, Hael was employed heavily during the ancient times around Greece and China. His contract with the Greeks was broken at around 147.B.C, during the occupation of Greece by the Romans, due to some minor misunderstanding concerning a quarrel as to which language should be used for summoning him. The Greeks had acquired excellent control and kept harassing him making outrageous requests as to the usefulness of the language in science. At some point he got annoyed and cancelled the contract. The language remained active in science regardless, but he chose Latin instead for the invocation of all the daemons.
• Sergulath teaches parapsychology at the University of Notre Dame. His main research interests include ESP, and is a regular Delta/United airlines consultant, offering his services of future event prediction of major disasters. He, himself, does not like to travel by air.)
• Proculo can cause a person to sleep for forty-eight hours. (Very little is known about this daemon. He possessed me once in Findlay, Ohio, after the final exam week. The duration of the sleep was actually a little bit less. (32 hours))
• Haristum can cause anyone to pass through fire without being burned. (This daemon can be found in the Balkans, where various stepping and dancing on lit charcoal techniques holding religious relics can be observed around February. He usually also travels to Chicago, where he sets at least one fire per night using some sort of gas leak.)
• Brulefer causes a person to be beloved of women. (Another famous but busy and unavailable daemon. Casanova was reportedly possessed by him, as well as Tony Curtis, Frank Sinatra and James Dean. Rumors have it that Clinton is attempting to negotiate with him, but he usually sets very high prices, such as monopoly on oil and governing part of the world through whatever means are available. No further information is available at this time.)
• Pentagnony can cause invisibility and the love of great lords. (Senate advisor daemon and famous in possessing parliamentary members. The senate in Athens is trying to ban contracts of government members made with him, as it has become impossible to objectively judge whether to elect a socialist or a conservative government. As a result of his actions, these two types of government have been alternating continuously in Athens since 1821.)
• Aglasis can carry anyone or anything anywhere in the world. (Onassis was a regular possessee of this daemon, but he tried to cheat on the contract, by trying to control oil imports to the States, using his fleet. He had promised the daemon his son, but the Americans proved more skilled in their summoning techniques, and the deal failed. The daemon is thinking of transferring Onassis' huge fortune to Tierry Rousell, who married Onassis' late daughter. He recently tried to affect the passing of a scheme of cheap travel plans to the Greek isles for $30 a flight, with Virgin Airlines, but the union of Travel Agents voted against it. They complained that he tried to cheat them off regular fees and income to the point of unfair competition. More news as they become available.)
• Sidragosam causes any girl to dance in the nude. (Rumors have it that this daemon is a regular at bars, under a very clever disguise. Nobody has actually seen him. When you see a girl dancing in the nude, rest assured that he is there somewhere. He is the one who shows up on those famous "bud light" commercials handing various "lights", every time using a different disguise)
• Minoson is able to make anyone win at any game. (Lack of respect to this daemon can be disastrous. He can force you to keep gambling until you lose everything you own. On the other hand, there are some people who have struck good deals with the daemon. Like this person who walked into the Las Vegas casino in 1986 with a suitcase full of $400,000 and bet it all in one hand of black jack. He left 10 minutes later with $800,000. Professor Emeritus of Probability and Statistics at Boston U)
• Bucon can cause hate and spiteful jealousy between members of the two sexes. (Very dangerous daemon. I have been possessed by him more than once. He can cause jealousy to the point of insanity and hallucinations. If you respect this one, he usually leaves your mind clear of any crazy thoughts. Otherwise, he makes you think that your mate is fucking just about every other person in the whole world except you.)

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