you can distinguish between kefalotiri and kefalograviera
you can spell kefalograviera
you are an adult and you are forced to be with your family at
midnight
on new years eve
your grandmother (mother/aunt) has a miracle cure for everything
your mother (father) still feels the need to tell you, "katse kala"
in public
you have ever been hit with a pandofla
you can dance kalamatiano, tsamiko, zebekiko without music
at every point in your life were not talking to at least one family
member
you must name your children after your in-laws
you have at least 5 Maria's and 9 Dimitri's in your family
the minute you meet another Greek, you decide to create a
"Strateetzeek
Plan" and open a "Biznis".
Things immediately don't work out with you new partner, and you
decide to go into business for yourself because "you know better than
that
malaka'".
All the clergy you know sound like Bela Lugosi
You have a crazy Uncle Aleko, who on holidays, still insists in
re-telling the story of how he single-handedly (choose one)
disarmed/fought/made-love-to/opened
a business with, a (choose one)German/Turkish/Italian, (choose one)
soldier/platoon/battalion/hospital
nurse/tourist.
Your Easter service sounds like Chinese New Year.
As a result of the above:
you have the phrase, "Sto leo yia to kalo sou" burned into your
brain
you have a bottle of OUZO in your house right now
you know what a komboloi is
you know how to work a komboloi
you have been threatened to be eaten by the baboola/yero/pontiki
when you were little
someone in your family owns any type of restaurant
your family inheritance includes olive trees
you can't understand why McDonald's rejected your idea for the
"McFeta" sandwich - "Re Tous vlakes!"
And the final test: Some Literal translations of Greek phrases
guaranteed
to keep you in analysis for years....