"The Smurfs",
"Colorful Flowers",
"Happiness",
"The Happy Balloon",
"The Parakeets",
"Three Little Pigs",
"The Bees",
"Snow-white and The Seven Dwarfs",
etc.
What I'd like to see is some serious change in Kindergarten naming, to prepare our kids for society's _true_ intentions and to reflect upon our true future nature. Things like:
"The Black Cat",
"The Pederast Teacher",
"Chester the Molester",
"Amateur Pot Grower Kids",
"The Pretentious Teacher",
"The Big Bad Wolf",
"The Gates of Hell",
"Christine",
"Blair Witch",
"It",
"The Unspeakable Evil",
"The Face of Madness",
"Twilight Zone",
"H. R. Giger and Company",
etc.
Enough with the cute stuff already.